Luke Burbank Shares Realistic New Year’s Resolutions for 2026
As the countdown to New Year’s Day begins, many individuals find themselves reflecting on their past year and considering resolutions for the upcoming one. Luke Burbank, a prominent host and commentator, has shared his personal commitments for 2026, focusing on achievable goals that avoid the common pitfalls of unrealistic expectations.
Burbank emphasizes the importance of setting resolutions that can genuinely improve daily interactions and personal habits. One of his primary goals is to stop looking at his phone while conversing with others. He admits to often distracting himself with mobile games, notably Candy Crush, during conversations. “It’s rude, and also they can clearly see that I’m just playing Candy Crush, so it’s not fooling anyone,” he stated, recognizing the need for better engagement with those around him.
Another resolution involves a more honest approach to self-checkout at grocery stores. Burbank humorously notes that if customers are expected to do the work, perhaps they should receive some form of discount. He quips about the ethical implications of mislabeling produce, acknowledging the potential consequences of such actions. “All those little ‘discounts’ really add up, and could be a felony,” he joked, underscoring his intent to stick to the rules this year.
Aiming for a more organized lifestyle, Burbank also plans to tackle his collection of The New Yorker magazines. After receiving a weekly delivery for over 25 years and only reading one issue in full, he has resolved to implement a “one in/one out” policy. This means he will either read or recycle the magazines piling up in his home. “With all due respect to David Sedaris,” he added, indicating his intention to prioritize reading over hoarding.
Social commitments are also on Burbank’s list of resolutions. He plans to stop agreeing to events or gatherings that he does not genuinely wish to attend, which he describes as a source of unnecessary stress. “I refuse to spend it at a third cousin’s gender reveal party,” he remarked, asserting his determination to prioritize his own desires for how to spend his time.
Burbank’s reflections highlight a broader conversation about New Year’s resolutions. Instead of aiming for lofty goals that may lead to disappointment, he advocates for commitments that foster personal growth and honesty in daily life.
As the new year approaches, Burbank’s relatable resolutions encourage others to consider what truly matters in their own lives. Through practical and humorous commitments, he sets a tone for a more mindful and fulfilling year ahead.
Story produced by Liza Monasebian. Edited by Chad Cardin.
